I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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