Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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