i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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