Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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