Non-Jews are for practice
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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