Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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