Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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