Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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