oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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