The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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