If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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