your room smells of hookers.
And success
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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