if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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