I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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