Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i now understand why vodka
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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