OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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