I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
