have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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