2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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