What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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