what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The struggles of a small town man whore
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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