oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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