i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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