When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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