i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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