apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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