i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
When are your genitals available?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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