Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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