Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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