I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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