problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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