you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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