I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
