Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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