It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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