when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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