i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
