her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need moral support for this bender
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
