I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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