their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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