All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
