it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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