I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed