you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried