well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.