What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
only you would photoshop your dick
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.