Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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