Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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