It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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