wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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