bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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