Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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