oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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