oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Holy sore nipples Batman
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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