put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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