I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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