Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Randomize