So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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