I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
