ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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